...that 80% of all blogs are pretty much this.
I only mention this because I'm about to commit a crime. A white collar crime, I mean, I'm not going to rape the secretary's every single orifice then slit her throat and ejaculate into the bloody mess. I'm just going to forge a fucking signature.
And when I'm inevitably brought to trial for this heinous crime, my crack defense team will say, "But, Mr. Judge! Our client was stating the fucking obvious at the time of the alleged forgery! He couldn't have done it!"
Take that, Legal System. Take that, and put it in your pipe, and SMOKE IT. And now... for some crime. I bid you adieu.
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