There's a motherfucking coarse language warning on this...
Vegie says:
Hey Nath, its campbell!
Vegie says:
What up, my homie?
Nath says:
well howdie
Nath says:
not much cam the man
Vegie says:
Oh yeah.
Vegie says:
Yeah yeah.
Vegie says:
Yeah yeah yeah.
Vegie says:
If you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
Nath says:
well if u mean what im thinking then yes i know what you mean
Vegie says:
Wait... what are you thinking?
Vegie says:
That my spinal fluid would make for a nice drink?
Vegie says:
Well, think again, you crazed bastard.
Nath says:
no that would be bn
Vegie says:
You're not gettting it, you hear!
Nath says:
*ben
Vegie says:
YOU HEAR??
Nath says:
no im sorry i dont think i do hear
Vegie says:
Jesus christ, the fucking shit I have to deal with inre: my excellent spinal fluids.
Vegie says:
Quality!
Vegie says:
NOT FUCKING QUANTITY!
Vegie says:
Quality.
Nath says:
say tell me somethin
Vegie says:
That's what we're on about over here at fucking motherfucking Jonathon Terrence Ivinghaimen Corporationy McGee!
Vegie says:
What?
Vegie says:
What do you want me to tell you?
Vegie says:
That I love you, and that I've always loved you?
Nath says:
do u hear voices?
Vegie says:
You're crazy, you know that.
Vegie says:
Crazy!
Vegie says:
Voices telling me to kill, kill and kill and kill again?
Vegie says:
In a word...
Vegie says:
Yes.
Vegie says:
Always.
Nath says:
lol
Vegie says:
They keep me awake at night, Nathan.
Vegie says:
Keep me awake with their constant chattering.
Vegie says:
They were very distraught when Jennifer Aniston broke up with Brad Pitt.
Vegie says:
They were all, I thought that relationship was going to fucking last forever... if Brad and Jen can't stay together... I mean, who fucking can?
Vegie says:
Eh?
Vegie says:
EH?
Vegie says:
Well, answer the question, DAMMIT!
Nath says:
what if don't
Nath says:
but then again that is my answer isn't it
Vegie says:
JUST ANSWER IT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR FUCKING DOOR IN!
Nath says:
lol
Vegie says:
I'll be all HI YA!
Vegie says:
And your door will be like, "Shit, motherfucker, didn't see that shit coming."
Nath says:
lol
Vegie says:
I'll be like, "True day YO YO YO YO YO!!!
Vegie says:
A fun time will be had by all.
Nath says:
fuck man the shit u can speel, now that's some funny shit
Vegie says:
So, watcha doing this fine Saturday night?
Nath says:
fuck all
Vegie says:
Kickin' back wit some o' yo bitches?
Vegie says:
Fucking this chick, and fucking that chick, and popping a cap in some motherfuckah's ass?
Vegie says:
Am I right?
Nath says:
lol
Vegie says:
Am I right, people?
Vegie says:
King hell fuck, I am.
Vegie says:
Damn man... we're going places, eh.
Nath says:
so what has cam the man been doin?
Vegie says:
You know, running the operation... fucking dealing with the pigs, the competition. Action never stops in the fast paced world of fucking telephone repair, eh?
Nath says:
haha
Vegie says:
Gotta fly, homie.
Vegie says:
I need to deal with some motherfuckers, if you follow.
Vegie says:
BAM!
Vegie says:
Cunt's out of the picture, eh.
Nath says:
lol
Vegie says:
Yeah, I hear that shit.
Vegie says:
Catch you round, Joey McNathan.
Nath says:
haha later man
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I was around at Vegie's and we decided to finish off my stash with two big-ass king-size joints, afore I flew off to the land of the long, white cloud.
Anyway, we did something... We did a literature drop - whereby we took a short story, printed it out, and put it inside a magazine down at the supermarket... Fuck, man, we're so fucking avant garde.
Anyway, then we spoke to Jelly on the telephone, and he told us about this dream he had:
"So, I'm a chaffeur, right? To Jennifer Aniston. Anyway, she gets in the back of the limo, and I strike up a conversation with her, like, how's your day been, and she's just like, "Can you... can you put up the little glass thing, please? You know the one. So we can't talk?"
Fuck, Jennifer Aniston is a bitch."
Laterz!
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