OH MY GOD!!!
I HAVE TOP SECRET EMBARGOED INFORMATION!!!
What? You want me to tell you what it is? Think again, you fiends!
It's embargoed. For another 26 minutes.
I don't know why they even bothered... it's the most boring information ever.
I mean, really boring top secret information.
Occasionally, as part of my job as a media hooligan, I get top secret information. I've got to admit, this is the first time that I've ever not even cared. I mean, seriously... if you pick up the paper tomorrow, and look on the front page, well, you'll see what I mean.
Or page 7, more like it. God, so embargo-happy, Mr. Government.
Anyway, in more interesting news: Read this.
Bam! Classy stuff.
I sure hope I'm back online for good now. This emotional rollercoast is a bit much.