Well, I'm back. Some sort of bug or something yesterday...
So, to bring us up to speed.
I didn't get another obscene phone call on Tuesday night - someone did throw a brick through my window though.
Ahahaha! That's a damnable lie.
I had all sorts of awesome shit to say yesterday - fuck, it would have blown your brains.
Your parent/life partner/spouse/maid would have walked into the room and seen the bloody mess that was your skull, splattered across the room - your lifeless eyes wide with amazement, and just fucking SCREAMED.
Go read Eli's blog, you bastards. This entry is also of the brain-splattering variety, in my opinion.